{"id":130,"date":"2007-10-30T16:53:58","date_gmt":"2007-10-30T23:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/?p=130"},"modified":"2008-01-27T10:31:18","modified_gmt":"2008-01-27T17:31:18","slug":"hey-there-apollo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/30\/hey-there-apollo\/","title":{"rendered":"Hey There, Apollo"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nHey There, Apollo<\/strong>
\n(To the tune of “Hey there, Delilah”, shown above in the video)<\/em><\/p>\n

Hey there Apollo, what’s it like out in the back yard?
\nYou’re a hundred feet away, but boy, tonight you look so naughty,
\nYes you do.
\nJust look at all the things you chew.
\nYou know it’s true.<\/p>\n

Hey there Apollo, don’t you worry about the kitchen,
\nIt’ll be there in the morning,
\nYou can sleep out on the lawn,
\nClose your eyes.
\nSleep a little longer ‘fore you rise,
\nThen come inside.<\/p>\n

Oh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.<\/p>\n

Hey there Apollo, I know nights are getting hot
\nBut just believe me pup, someday you’ll feel the chill there in the yard
\nYou’ll have it good
\nYou’ll feel the cold you know you should
\nThe yard is good.<\/p>\n

Hey there Apollo, you’ve got so much time to play
\nIf every puppy toy we gave to you
\nYou grabbed and took away,
\nWe’d buy you more.
\nEven though you chew them to the core.
\nYou’d still have more.<\/p>\n

Oh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.<\/p>\n

Around the lake’s a long, long hike,
\nBut you can run beside the bike,
\nWe’ll zoom along as fast as in a car.
\nThe other dogs will bark at us,
\nBut you’ll just bark along because.
\nYou know that none of them can run this far
\nApollo I can promise you,
\nThat by the time we get through,
\nThe yard will never ever be the same
\nIt’s just so tame.<\/p>\n

Hey there Apollo,
\nYou be good and don’t you bite me
\nTwo more months and you’re off puppy food
\nYou’ll keep making dog poop like you do.
\nYou know it’s all inside of you
\nYou can lift your leg if you want to.
\nHey there Apollo, here’s to you
\nThis one’s for you.<\/p>\n

Oh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.
\nOh, what you chew and eat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hey There, Apollo (To the tune of “Hey there, Delilah”, shown above in the video) Hey there Apollo, what’s it like out in the back yard? You’re a hundred feet away, but boy, tonight you look so naughty, Yes you do. Just look at all the things you chew. You know it’s true. Hey there […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-updates"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/daryllafferty.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}